Britney Spears was spotted going out in Miami, Florida dressed like this. Which looks like a normal dress that’s been cut straight down the middle. And because this is Britney, that wasn’t enough so later the same evening she stripped down and went swimming. How are Britney’s friends still letting her dress herself? You’d think one of them would’ve stepped in by now and just slapped her. Or assumed her identity and killed her to take over her enormous fortune. You know, regular girl stuff.

Original post by Suzi