There they are! How drunk was I last night? Somehow I let a transvestite run off with my Batman and Robin. No, that’s not a tranny, it’s Cameron Diaz. Oh, gross. Wow. I don’t even want them back. She can keep them. I’m okay with a deflated sac. Fortunately these washboard abs will be the perfect distraction. Yep, you can do laundry off these babies. Which I often do in the company of a lady. It makes her wonder where the muscle ends and the man begins. Oh, wait, now she sees it. Yeah, I lost a few men, honey, two to be exact, but the battle’s still on – in my pants. Where my penis is. Just wanted to make sure you got that.

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