David Hasselhoff was awarded primary physical custody and sole legal custody of his two daughters today, despite the fact that last month a judge suspended his visitation rights when a tape surfaced showing him drunk and eating a burger off his living room floor while his daughter pleaded with him to stop drinking.

Just goes to show nothing can stop David Hasselhoff. You could drop a truck on him and he’d just catch it and throw it to the side while laughing. Then he’d say something into his watch and get into a talking black car before driving to the beach and running around in red shorts saving people’s lives. I think I saw a documentary about him on TV once and that’s what he does right? That’s his life?

Original post by Suzi