Yeah, she’s like 4′ 8″, but Eva Longoria is still the hottest lawn gnome I’ve ever seen. Although to be fair, most lawn gnomes I see are standing on lawns and almost never wearing bikinis, so who knows for sure. Anyways, according to my calculations if you threw her in a hospital room filled with terminally ill children, at least half of them would get better. What’s that you say? My calculations look like crayon drawings of a dinosaur attacking a city? You clearly know nothing about medicine, my friend. I’m almost embarrassed for you.

More of Eva Longoria improving the view in Alicante, Spain after the jump.

Original post by Suzi