Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and - Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don’t hijack his car! You’ve been drinking!

If you truly hate yourself, here’s a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.

Original post by Suzi