Hayden Panettiere took the Heroes promotional tour to London after a stop in Paris last week. I’ve got a great place for her next visit. It’s a hot, sweaty, exotic location where large structures are known to forcibly erupt. That’s right. I’m talking about Hawaii. Wait, what did you think I was talking about? Wow! You people are unbelievable. I happen to have a special place in my heart for our nation’s 50th state and I just thought Hayden would enjoy its tropical beauty. Man, you guys are perverts.

UPDATE: Okay, fine, so I was referring to my crotch. Hayden, one first-class ticket to my pants is on its way to you. Certified mail. Sign “yes” for love – and my wiener.

Original post by Suzi