Jessica Simpson was spotted at Hyde over the weekend still looking like a tranny but with new hair. And don’t even ask what the hell she’s doing with her face. I’m assuming the hair dye had a reaction with her brain. You know, like completely melting it. I can’t believe she used to be hot. Now it’s like watching an orangutan try to be sexy.

A ton more of Jessica Simpson acting like an ass with her stupid giant mouth after the jump.

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