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Katie Holmes attended the German premiere of Tom Cruise’s new movie Lions for Lambs last night and, holy shit, she’s smiling. Apparently Katie didn’t take her mind control pills because she seems capable of human emotions and is wearing heels – a big no, no for Tom’s ladies. Which is understandable, because Katie looks at least 50 feet tall standing next to him. I wonder if his haircut looks even more retarded at that height. I’ll have to ask Katie. As soon as she lets go of that 747.

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