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News of the World claims these photos were taken four months ago at a party right after Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab the first time. The photos show Lindsay holding a knife to a friend’s throat, as well as putting it in her mouth and running it down her breast. They’re pretty interesting, I guess, but nowhere near as shocking as the paper would have you believe. Although nobody in their right mind should let Lindsay Lohan near them with a knife. She drove her car up onto a curb and can barely walk in a straight line. She has the motor skills of a toddler. And she’s so stupid she’d probably stab you anyway, laughing the whole time while yelling, “I’m pranking you! I’m pranking you so good!”

Check out the rest of Lindsay Lohan’s “chilling” pictures after the jump.

NOTE: Turns out the super hot friend is Vanessa Minnillo.

Original post by Suzi