Paris Hilton was spotted at Teddy’s last week still sporting her enlarged bosom. Although I forget, are we still going with the pushup bra theory or have we moved on to breast implants? I’m cool either way, I just want to know our official position. Plus, what the hell is going on here? Maybe I’m just a little rusty on my technique, but I’m pretty sure this is not how you enter a car. Unless you’re Napoleon and leading your men into battle.

Original post by Suzi