I’ve never understood how Liv Tyler came from Steven Tyler, but now looking at these pictures of him on the beach I can’t even understand how he manages to stand upright. Or speak. Or is able to grasp the concept of the wheel. He looks like he should be clubbing a pterodactyl to death in these pictures. At first it’d be like, “Hey, I didn’t know they had cameras during the Cretaceous period.” But then you’d shrug it off, because how else would they have gotten a shot of a homo erectus in his natural habitat.

A ton more of Steven Tyler showing off his negative ass and looking all around disgusting after the jump.

Original post by Sandy