Rihanna wore this bondage-inspired outfit at a concert in Glasgow, Scotland Saturday night. It’s kind of like she’s in The Matrix which would be awesome. We could totally do it in bullet-time. You know, mostly for the ability to perform gravity-defying love making maneuvers. And not at all because I’m curious to see what sex is like for more than a minute. Because I already know. A leprechaun shows up after ten minutes and feeds you grapes. It happens to me all the time.

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I don’t know how these shots of Hayden Panettiere slipped by me, but here she is looking boobagey at the 2008 Golden Globe nominations. I’m usually on top of these things, but lately I’ve been a bit distracted by Kristen Bell. Perhaps the two of them should fight for my attention. But naked and then the winner cooks me a delicious meal. Sort of like how Thomas Jefferson would want it if he had the foresight and, dare I say, balls to include the right to catfights in the Constitution. Instead he included some crap about due process. Lame. Tell me, how did America win the Revolutionary War if we couldn’t even write an amendment that requires two chicks to fight, preferably nude, or in a bikini? Did our Founding Fathers hide musket powder in their vaginas or something? Ooh, historical burn!

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Helena Bonham Carter gave birth to a baby girl late Saturday evening in London. This is the second child for Helena and her husband director Tim Burton. They chose not to learn the sex of the baby prior to delivery because regardless it was getting an Edward Scissorhands-themed nursery anyway. The two also received Golden Globe nominations for their work in Sweeney Todd which they learned about while at the doctor’s office, according to People:

“We were talking about inducing, and Tim got a call from his assistant,” Bonham Carter told PEOPLE before the birth. “I do look like a globe, so it’s kind of funny. I am very round.”

Helena’s unborn child had the privilege of hearing her mother learn how to sing for the film:

“Maybe the baby’s going to come out with his hands on his ears. ‘Shut up!’ ” she laughed.

Or, I dunno, maybe the baby’s going to come out, see her parents, and say, “Yeesh! Check out you two. I’m addicted to opium already, aren’t I? Damn it all…”

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Britney Spears could’ve performed on American Idol or been a guest judge had she pulled herself together. In a conference call yesterday with US magazine, Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe explained the problem with Britney:

“Britney, at this moment in time, I don’t think is well enough to do anything,” he continued. “I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together.”
Lythgoe added that Spears is an “exceptionally talented girl” but “needs taking care of right now.”

Okay, who’s the crazy one here? The gas station bandit or the producer who thinks she’s talented? I’m at a loss. I guess I’ll just toss a coin in the air then walk away because I really couldn’t care less at this point. In fact, I’m going to read this recipe for Wiener schnitzel instead and probably be a better person for it. Wait, it’s made with veal! I’ve been going about this all wrong. I guess I should clean these bread crumbs off before I put my pants back on. Or not…

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Here are some shots of Kristin Davis filming a scene for the Sex and the City movie.

***SPOILER ALERT***

Her character Charlotte just finished working out - at a gym!

***END SPOILER***

I admire how Kristin Davis doesn’t cave into peer pressure and continues to maintain her good looks as evidenced by her great abs. Meanwhile her cast mates allow themselves to be ravaged by the effects of time. Although, let’s be real, Sarah Jessica Parker was born with the face of a bridge troll. I even hear she visits hospitals to reverse the effects of Viagra overdose, so God bless her for overcoming adversity and being a beacon of light and stuff. Just don’t look at me.

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Quentin Tarantino has officially lost his shit. Yesterday at the 68th Annual Golden Globe nominations ceremony he told OK! Magazine he would love to work with Lindsay Lohan:

“[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood.”
When asked if he’d ever cast Lindsay in a Kill Bill-type role, Tarantino said, “I could cast Lindsay in almost anything!”

A coffin. With both of them inside. Then I’d drop it somewhere deep within the Pacific. Now let’s go watch Sister Street Fighter and get ourselves some tasty milkshakes.

[Flashback to a minute ago.]

Do you know what I’d like to see Quentin cast Lindsay in? You’re going to want to sit down for this one, daddy-o.

Directed by Quentin Tarantino. He hates chronology.

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Here’s a clip from Britney Spears’ new music video for “Piece of Me.” I’m surprised Britney Spears can still lip-synch. I was pretty sure she’d stick her tongue out at the camera then sort of fall over and lick the stage until the song ends. Well played, Britney. I also like how, at the age of 26, she already can’t even play herself and requires a body double. Some performers have to wait until they’re almost 40 for that honor but not Britney. She’s magic!

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